Apparently, Dick Cheney is running for president in 2008, and he has chosen He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (you know, Lord Voldemort) as his running mate. What struck me as most interesting about this is that Lord Voldemort is not the type who wants to play second fiddle to anybody. The only logical conclusion that I could come to is that Dick Cheney is an even more powerful Dark Wizard than Lord Voldemort. Now that ought to keep you up at night…
Hey, it must be true. I read it on a bumper sticker!